Last Stand on Honey Hill – A review

Last Stand on Honey Hill by Liz Cotton at The Junction on 19th November 2022

Following on from her very successful stint at the Edinburgh Fringe earlier this year,  Save Honey Hill’s very own comedy songstress, Liz Cotton, finally brought her show, Last Stand on Honey Hill, to the Cambridge Junction on Saturday night.

With her marriage on the rocks and her children flying the nest, Liz has used a well-honed skill of writing comic songs to help her cope with all life can throw at her, including a billion pound private water company wanting to plonk its new sewage works on her doorstep.

Fortunately for the Save Honey Hill campaign, Liz took umbrage with these plans and decided to hang her new show around her escapades with some of the Save Honey Hill campaigners who she came to know during the course of writing campaign songs and putting together a campaign choir (The Crap Community Choir).

Saturday night’s show was a sell out and for good reason.  Liz’s reputation obviously preceded her and she did not disappoint – people had come from as far away as London.  I must confess, I didn’t really know what to expect.  Liz had warned us that her show was most definitely for adults only as it included very adult language.  But I could not have foreseen how clever and accomplished her writing skills are that her saucy and yes, at times very adult themes and language, were simply hysterically funny and not the slightest bit offensive.  Certainly for me, there was more than a hint of recognition in her song titled “Why Don’t You Know What To Do?” as she reeled off a myriad of examples of how her husband, Phil, ‘annoys’ her.

After briefly covering personal and family trials and tribulations, Liz proceeded to bring the audience up to speed with the ridiculous plans Anglian Water have for Honey Hill, ramming home with the use of video and photos, the beauty of the Fens landscape with resident wildlife, that’s being targeted by Anglian Water as the new location for its industrial plant.  Through the power of laughter, comedy and Liz’s adorable cat, Purdy, we were all reminded of why we have spent the last couple of years fighting this heinous plan and I for one am incredibly grateful to Liz for the injection of fun in what could otherwise have been a thoroughly miserable time fighting for our Green Belt.

At the end of the show, members of the It’s Crap Community Choir were on hand to join Liz on stage to debut a new number, Honey Hill Honey. They were greeted with rapturous applause and I even spied some younger members of the audience clapping and nodding approvingly with more than a hint of respect for these oldies getting down and strutting their stuff in the name of protest.

Finally, it did not go unnoticed that aforementioned, Phil (Liz’s long suffering [??] husband), was standing proudly at the back of the venue as we all headed to the bar at the end of the show.  Clearly their marriage has had a happy ending and hopefully so too will the Save Honey Hill Campaign!

IT’S CRAP in the news

IT’S CRAP by The Save Honey Hill Community Choir has been covered by many local newspapers and shared widely on Twitter and Facebook since its release two weeks ago. It’s even been played on Cambridge105‘s Strummers and Dreamers show.

Our comedy protest song is against the unnecessary relocation of Cambridge’s sewage works to Honey Hill, a beautiful, unspoilt site in Cambridge’s Green Belt. The climate impact of demolishing one functioning sewage plant and building another, just 1.5 km away will be enormous.

The song was written by local resident Liz Cotton and was recorded in the village church. The music video is part of the Save Honey Hill campaign, active on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram. Anglian Water will be submitting its application later this year to the government’s Planning Inspectorate.


Cambridge Independent – Listen to the extraordinary song from village choir fighting new Honey Hill sewage plant

Cambridgeshire Live – Save Honey Hill campaigners record song in protest of the building of a sewage plant ‘bigger than Wembley’

Ely Standard – ‘It’s Crap’ – Protest choir records song opposing new Anglian Water plant

Cambs Times – ‘It’s Crap’ – Protest choir records song opposing new Anglian Water plant

We are also included in the Planning magazine’s daily news roundup of planning matters:

Planning – Community group taps the power of comic song in battle against sewage plant relocation

Social Media

Save Honey Hill on the Jeremy Sallis show 1st February, 2022

The @jeremysallis show at 10:00 (Tues 1st) is “Causing a Stink” about the controversy in relocating (not improving) the #cambridge sewage works to #greenbelt with £237m of public money.

The Phase 3 consultation on the relocation started last week. This is the final public consultation before Anglian Water submit their Development Consent Order (DCO) to the Planning Inspectorate.

Plus there’s a chance there will be a very special announcement about the Save Honey Hill group’s latest project!

Questions for Anglian Water on Jeremy Sallis’s Hot Seat Q&A

Anglian Water are guests on the BBC Radio Cambridgshire Jeremy Sallis show on Monday 15th November between 10 and The Save Honey Hill group collated some questions from members and residents of the villages surrounding the proposed site of the relocated sewage works. The questions were emailed well in advance of the show. If they are answered then we will attempt to put Anglian Water’s reply here.

Update. The Anglian Water Hot Seat Q&A was postponed due to COVID. 

Here are the questions:

Taking into account a motion passed by the House of Lords to place a new legal duty on water companies to ‘take all reasonable steps’ to prevent sewage discharges and the fact that the UK has some of the most polluted rivers in Europe, it would be expected that Anglian Water will design a 21st Century solution to avoid this problem. As they are hoping to build a brand new plant, it will need to be able to cope with greater rainfall, probably a larger site, with wetlands and reed beds. Not a small 22 hectare site surrounded by a bund. Will Anglian Water reconsider the design at Honey Hill due to public anger at the present low standards of water treatment?

Horningsea resident.

What does Anglian Water say about the fact that councillors have said that rather than being asked to move by Cambridge City and South Cambs District Councils, the relocation is of its choosing? If this is true, how then does it qualify as a Nationally Significant Infrastructure Project when Cambridge already has a fully-functioning sewage works and sludge treatment facility?

Horningsea resident and Save Honey Hill campaigner.

Is it good use of nearly a quarter of a billion pounds of taxpayer’s money (£227m) and precious Green Belt, replacing a sewage works with capacity till 2050 with a new sewage works with capacity till 2050?

Horningsea resident and Save Honey Hill campaigner.

What budget would be required to provide an appropriate long term solution for the City’s waste water and sludge treatment, instead of the cheapest solution with a move just a few fields along to a Green Belt location still on the edge of the city?

Horningsea resident.

Is it correct that the proposed plant relocation to a Green Belt location on the city edge is planned to have 146 HGV movements a day, including waste sludge being imported from as far away as Huntingdon and Ely? This doesn’t seem a very environmentally friendly solution for a new build!

Horningsea resident.

The carbon footprint of decommissioning the existing sewage works, building a new sewage works on Green Belt and then decontaminating the existing site ready for new building work, will be huge. Why is this being greenwashed?

Fen Ditton resident.

Given all the new housing planned for the area and that the chosen site of Honey Hill is still pretty much on the city’s boundary like the existing site, has Anglian Water been ambitious enough in its site selection? –

Teversham resident.

Given the huge amount of money already spent on this project before building has even begun, where will the rest of the money come from if the build exceeds its budget?

Horningsea resident.

When will we see the report of the Phase Two Consultation? It is important that we can view everyone’s comments before we go into the Regulation 19 Consultation in February 2022

Save Honey Hill

The proposed entrance for construction will be on Horningsea Road, a small but busy country road with a weight limit banning HGVs because it is considered unsuitable. It is also a cycling route well used by both school children going to Fen Ditton Primary School and other cyclists commuting in to town. What steps will Anglian Water take to ensure that my daughter (and the many other school children using this route) does not have to share her bike ride with these horrendous vehicles? When she arrives at school, how will she be protected from the dust and noise pollution from the construction works?

Horningsea resident.

What support is Anglian Water providing for the well-being and mental health of local residents who could not have reasonably expected this plant to move to the Green Belt near their homes? What compensation will be provided by AW for those who can demonstrate they have been affected as a result?

Horningsea resident.

How is it right that AW is receiving a fund of nearly a quarter of a billion pounds of public money to relocate a fully-functioning sewage works which was upgraded at a cost of approx. £22 million in 2015 (to future proof it!), when its Haslingfield plant, which discharged raw sewage 49 times in 2020, is being ignored?

Horningsea resident.

How does this move, which could be argued as unnecessary, help to address the climate emergency declared by the City and South Cambridgeshire councils when there are already sufficient housing allocations available elsewhere? Doesn’t this seem madness?

Fen Ditton resident.

Are the current site investigations being undertaken by Anglian Water all being funded through the £227 million Housing Infrastructure Fund grant, paid for by our taxes, including all the expert consultants who are putting together a significant case at great expense to obtain permission to re-build a fully operational plant in the Green Belt?

Fen Ditton resident.

Why has Anglian Water not made available for scrutiny their feasibility studies of alternative sites for their relocated Cambridge waste water treatment plant?

Fen Ditton resident.

Why were the shortlisted three sites so close to the existing Cowley Rd site? Why do we not know how much more it would have cost to have had a site which did not harm the setting of Cambridge and its necklace villages nor create a large ‘no-go area’ in the Green Belt close to where the city wants people to live, or a site where it might have been possible to partially sink the tallest structures?

Fen Ditton resident.

In order to qualify for government funding for the relocation, did Anglian Water have to produce a cheap proposal, never giving the community the option of a better or more ideal solution to consider?

Fen Ditton resident.

How strongly is Anglian Water pushing for a dedicated access off the A14 to the new proposed waste water treatment plant?

Quy resident.